What a waste of time!

See, this one or two measly readership trickling from Shadi's blog doesn't cut it for me, as a deev I'm used to unnaturaly large proportions, and the 7 foot walking stick needs 7000 devout readership, but what the heck, who am I kidding, this blog sucks, that's why I don't even advertise for it, I got my readers in the Persian one and lost my boner for writing exciting things in English and that's why it sucks! Hell, I even wrote this outa obligation, obligatory post so I my blog doesn't rust and grow those nasty mold u see in corner of ur tub. Ah faq it, it's no use...