Blogging is Masturbation!

It's self satisfaction as in "oooh, wow, everybody look at me, look what I write" and for that matter narcistic. It's "I love myself so much that you should too" kinda writing, self centered, self obssessed and masturbatory in its essence. I masturbate every now and then, hence I blog too, 'cept that much like when I first discovered masturbating back in a day, I blog very often now. And for you reader, you only read cause you're a wanker too and know the feeling. Case closed!