بی بنیگی فرزندان شاه

به عنوان یک ایرانی افسوس میخورم که فرزندان شاه کشورم نه تنها نتوانستند
به خاک و مردم کشورشان کمکی کنند بلکه زندگیشان را نیز به پوچی دور انداختند.
اگر درد لیلا و علیرضا از دست دادن پدرشان و رانده شدن از کشورشان بود لازم به
گفتن است که دختران صدام هم در غربت زندگی میکنند و پدرشان و شوهرانشان و
برادرانشان را از دست داده ولی هنوز به زندگی انقدر امیدوارند که دست به خودکشی نزنند

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Back again!

seems like a case of writing block was in place for almost a year but here's a run down of things I cared for in the past 11 months...

1) First black president, thank you rap music for laying a foundation for acceptance

2) Uprising in Iran against a doomed regime that's neither "islamic" nor "republic"

3) Hope, even when least expected there's always a chance as both #1 and #2 point out

last but not least follow http://twitter.com/jadugaran

Joe Lieberman or Dime Bag Hooker?

Joe Lieberman is a disgrace to democrats, politicians, Jewish folks, and not to mention men in general for being a two faced bitch. How can any self-respecting democratic VP candidate end up kissing republican's ass is beyond me!

Jadugaran - Tasavvor

Joe Lieberman

Joe Lieberman and the punk ass from Arkansas Mark Pryor can both eat a fat iraqi dick for voting againt the iraqi pullout deadline, Joe Lieberman can also suck a log of turd outa my hairy iranian ass for having hawkish desires againt my people, but it's all good thou, let him drum up more war fantasies, you live by the gun you get it stuck up your ass sooner or later...

Bless you

It's been brought to my attention that I'm blessed and so are you dang it, remember that!

verb to yo aunts

legofish is on to somethin'
shot callin google bombin'

copy and paste the EXACT link below in your godforsaken blogs

300 the movie

and while at it, eat a duck neck

My computer was infected with a pesky Trojan recently wich thanks to this blog I got it fixed: http://ganellon.blogspot.com/2006/10/skills-of-former-employ.html

long live geekdom

Torture Anyone?

From today's CNN article http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/09/06/bush.speech/index.html

"Bush said torture was not part of the program and he had notauthorized any form of torture, saying American law forbids it."

and later...

"Bush said Wednesday he would ask Congress for explicit rules so U.S. personnel are protected from abuse charges as they fight the war on terror."

Now if the US personnel aren't doing anything illegal such astorture why in the world would they need explicit protection? I think he's pulling one of them definition loopholes for the meaning of torture, same way Clinton did with the definition of having sex, or he's just retarded...

Finaly a politican with some honor

So I read in CNN today that John McCain's youngest son has joined the Marines which is an honorable thing to do amongst the spoiled and priviledged elite of this country, as much as i dislike the war machine and consider anyone who joins it somewhat nuts this guy is putting his money were his mouth is which is respectable...

Crappy GBX Shoes

Dear GBX staffer
About two months ago my eyes caught a nice pair of your boots and I paid $85 to buy them thinking that they're not only nice to look at but based on the price they're going to be decent quality too, however to my dismay after a total of maybe 10 wears I noticed the main front seam on the right shoe had torn. I shrugged the problem off as a random incident and took it to a shoe repair shop where I paid $10 for them to re-stitch it and happily wore my cool GBX again only to find that this time after just a few more wears the seam on the left shoe had torn, on the same exact spot as it had on the right side! This time I was certainly upset because I realized I had paid a premium price for a lemon item made with poor workmanship which is not expected from a brand name with advertising on major magazines. Yet again I had to pay another $10 to fix the stitch and mind you those boots are not worth $105 in my book, even $85 was pushing it but I bought it because I really liked them but perhaps next time I should consider Payless!

I'm writing you this as constructive criticism hoping you will pass it along to the people in quality control who need to pay closer attention to the durability of your products because after all market share is lost one customer at time...

Cheesy Damage Control

Here's a lame little attempt to preserve the goodie two shoes image that is often portrayed of Israel in the US media:

From CNN.com headline today Israeli army doctor saves Lebanese woman

Now to put this into perspective the only reason this kind hearted doctor had to go out of his way to save this civilian woman is that his fellow comrads in IDF were bombing the bejusus out of her half hour prior to the rescue, so good job IDF, y'all deserve a humanatarian award, big up!

Anyone with 2 cents worth of brains can clearly see that the Israelis are as savage as the Hezbolah, they're the two sides of the same coin so thank you mr. jewish CEO of Time Warner for the editorial guidance but your attempt to paint a pretty picture of your side of the battle is just lame, but then again i'm sure if muslems were running the media we'd hear similar garbage about how mohammad married a 9 year old jewish girl in the midst of war, horray for ignorance...

Stupid War

Fuck Israel, fuck Hezbollah, fuck the war and the war machine producing defense sector, if you work for Lockheed Martin fuck you, if you're in the army, navy, etc. fuck you too, see how great your war toys are when nature strikes against y'all, fuck your tanks and your artillery, aint no match for a volcano, you fuck with earth and earth will fuck you up, throughly and comprehensively, you saw the tsunami, you saw the new orleans, your stupid human karma is catching up with you quick, learn to respect the planet and coexist fuckers.

F da Police

Big up to my main man Cyrus Kar for taking the government's irresponsible ass to court.
Read for yourself: http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/07/08/rumsfeld.sued.ap/index.html

Wack Legal System

alright, let me vent here for a second since this is insane, the link below is a story of how there's a legal battle going on to auction off ancient Iranian artifacts that is currently on display at a university so it can pay for a lawsuit brought upon by some greedy nimrods who got hurt while visiting Israel...

Excuse me for being blunt folks but if you prefer not losing an arm or a leg then please be kind to your limbs and don't visit a war zone, when you visit a country that's actively involved in a war then odds of getting shot up the ass by chance increases so if you took that risk and visited lets say Israel, or Iraq, or Colombia, etc. then for love of god shut your face and don't cry foul asking other nations to cover up your loss...

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/nearnorthwest/chi-0606280242jun28,1,7737878.story?coll=chi-newslocalnearnorthwest-hed&ctrack=1&cset=true

Moral of the story: Fuck Israel and Palestine both, Iranian people's historical heritage is not meant to pay for their continued stupidity of not getting along!

it's alive

and it's awake, those who want it best await, dished out

The Manly Trance

does your dj play watered down gurly trance?
do you wish your trance could kick your ass?
if you said yes to those questions then look no further as the almighty Christopher Lawrence http://www.christopherlawrence.com will not let you down, I saw the man live over the weekend and it was relentless ass kicking from the first track to the last, and while we're on the topic for all your sound mastering needs visit http://www.thefinalsound.com as he rocks too...

chew on this

alright, let it be known that i'm bitter and wont let it slide anymore, lessons in life repeat themselves till you learn them and i'll slap anyone trying to teach me new ones, relatively young hostile and capable on full on self-preservation mode, rather step than get stepped on so watch your toes and tails, mr nice guy with a razor blade smile passes by, you welcome...

Enemy of the State

Yes folks, after nearly 2 years in operation my http://www.deev.org site was finally blocked / censored by the islamic government in Iran so now the people in Iran cannot access my music anymore and I'm now officially an enemy of the state. This event is not a surprise to me at all, just a while back the wimps at PersianBlog.com took down my writing because they were deemed unislamic so this was just a matter of time so I'd like to say thank you Mr. Ahmadinejad (the newly appointed puppet president) becuase you've only made me more rabbid to bite harder and tear y'all to even finer shreds, we'll see in your four years how many kids will recite my rhymes line by line and how many will recite your doomed quran, just wait and see...